Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My  name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."  Another guy says, "What's that?"  The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."  Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.
A girl asks, "What's that?"  He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."  A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a  WIFE."  Larry says, "A WIFE? What's a WIFE?"  She says, "That means, "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."  